The SASSY Sessions
Why are you trying so hard to fit in… When you were born to stand out?
I know you’re made o’ kick-ass because…well, you wouldn’t be here otherwise. You have big beautiful dreams, you want to rock out in the world, but you want to do it your way, and to the beat of your own beautiful drum (and in totally inappropriate footwear, right?) You want your heart to spill over with love stuff, embrace your awesomeness and most importantly, you want to become mistress of your destiny and make big, big shit happen.
Except, you’re scared, right?
Living out loud. Taking risks. Being in action. Stepping up, stepping out. Being YOU. Well, they can hit every freakin’ fear trigger you’ve got, and possibly ones that you didn’t even know you had. What if you fail? What if it doesn’t work out?
But what if you don’t fail? What if it DOES work out?
Well, then you start fires, g-friend.
You blaze trails. Life becomes so much sweeter because you’re living life on YOUR terms.
I spent far too long trying to fit in. I did what I thought was expected of me. I moved in with my boyfriend, we bought a pile of bricks together, we watched TV a LOT and we went on two holidays a year.
It was nice. It was comfy.
And if that’s what you want in life, cool. But it was most definitely NOT what I wanted. I had big maah-hoosive dreams, yet I pushed them to the back of my head. The thing is, when you ignore your big dreams, when your passion for life is switched to zilcho, you get sad. You get poorly. Life? Well, it pretty much sucks.
Trying to fit in can stifle a girl but in the words o’ my hot literary girl-crush, Anais Nin:
And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom…
You get SASSY. And when you get SASSY, a life of indefinite suck is not an option. Instead you become the mistress o’ your destiny, tap into your YOU-nique super-SASSY powers, embrace your awesomeness and become the most beautiful, bliss-bomb dropping badass member o’ ladykind.
What is this SASSY super-power you speak of?
Think Elizabeth Taylor playing the ultimate seductress, Cleopatra. Hot, right? Well multiply that by 1000 then you might begin to get the idea. When you tap into you SASSY super powers you’ll become quite possibly the most bewitching bombshell. The kind o’ gal who is so completely in tune with her powers that you can identify, go after, and most importantly, conjure up and invoke whatever it is you want in life, all while dancing to your very own beat and wearing completely inappropriate footwear. And you really have to be ready for that, because not only will you walk taller, you’ll have an ‘I had amazing sex last night’ smile on your face a LOT of the time and people will have an insta-attraction to you without entirely knowing why – it’s just how you’ll roll.
I’m now engaged to a hot Viking beau o’ love stuff, I write words for love AND money, I wear ridiculously over the top accessories when I speak on stage in front o’ hundreds of people, I rock some killer inkage on my body, I meditate in a leopard print slanket, I shake my tail feather in fishnets and a corset, I love and crush on my size 18 body, have aaah – freakin’-mazing adventures and have a fire in my belly fuelled by passion, desire and most importantly, fun.
“If you want your life to be a kick-ass story, then begin by realizing that YOU are the author and everyday you have the opportunity to write a new page…”
And now, and this is the best bit of all, I get to be YOUR cheerleader, number one fan girl and hand holder as you discover your SASSY super powers, get clear about what YOUR big, beautiful dreams are and cheer, whoop and do cartwheels (I can totally do cartwheels) when you make your big, beautiful dreams come true!
FYI:I’m not entirely sure I’ll rock the Lycra and pom-poms at EVERY session, but hey, it’s your call!
Do you want:
- A life that truly rock and rules?
- To banish any fear or negg-o thinking so that being a courageous, kick-ass action-taking Annie is a totally do-able option?
- To make your goals and big dreams actually happen?
- To know what your SASSY super powers are and how to use them to make out with your amazing life?
- A fire in your belly fuelled by passion, desire and most importantly, fun?
- Speak your truth and do YOU on your terms?
- To have an ‘I had amazing sex last night’ smile on your face a LOT of the time, whether you’ve had had amazing sex or not?
- To feel fabulous – inside and out?
Then you absolutely, positively need to experience THE SASSY SESSIONS.
If you want to get awesome and become the mistress of your own destiny, over five rather delicious 1-to-1 hook ups with yours truly,
THE SASSY SESSIONS will:
- Help and encourage you to discover and develop your very own SASSY super-powers. (If you want to put together your own super-hero ensemble, I’m totally down with that.)
- Get you crazy-clear clarity on what those big, beautiful dreams of yours are and how to make them a big, beautiful reality.
- Give you everything you need to banish your funk-a-tron – he is the holder of old thought patterns and negg-o thinking, basically he sucks, and instead become an Action-taking Annie who is totally capable of setting the world on fiy-ahhh. (To be said in the same way that Adele sings ‘…and I set fiy-ahhh to the rain.)
- Help you to create bee-youu-tiful feel-good practices that get shit done, connect you with your spiritual homegirl and help you look after your sweet and delicious self inside and out.
- Give you a big, fat permission slip to do, and be, YOU. FYI: And know that in doing so, you will make LOTS of money, help others and change the world. That’s not too shabby, is it?
- Encourage you to become a Manifesting Maven – when you know what you want, you then need to do the cosmic two-step with the universe, I’ll show you how.
- Give you an Access-All-Areas pass to the charmed life…YOUR life. A place where dreams DO come true, because YOU make them happen.
The SASSY SESSIONS dealio.
When you sign up, as with all my programmes, I’ll ask you to date me. I’m forward like that.
We will hook up, via Skype, once a month for five 60-minute sessions, and I will coach the ass off you. I am a badass coach. There will be a LOT of laughter, maybe a few dirty jokes and definitely one or two expletives. Sometimes I’ll pull a tarot card. We WILL do awesome work together and most importantly, we’ll make BIG, BIG amazing shit happen for you. Cool, huh?!
In between our sessions, you WILL be an Action-taking Annie and I will be your mistress o’ accountability, trust me, it’s quite the combination. You will have access to me between calls via email, consider it between date flirty-skirty-ness.
Invest in your awesomeness
Your first opportunity to flex your SASSY super powers is now. Commit to, and invest in, your absolute awesomeness by hitting up the pay now button baby!
Or if you’d prefer, you can pay it in 5 monthly instalments of:
Owning your SASSY is the best possible gift you will EVER give yourself. Fact.
For sure, you could buy a pair of shoes, because shoes are purr-ity and all, but your SASSY? Wow. Once you own that, you’re a fire starter, a life-changer, a world shaker-upper and you can wear whatever freakin’ shoes you like.
To discuss The SASSY Sessions, email me at: firstname.lastname@example.org to book a FREE consultation. We’ll spend 30 – 45 minutes chatting about you, your dreams, where you’re at, what you currently dig about your life, what’s not working for you. This session in itself will help you get so much more clarity whether you sign up for the programme or not – happy times all round!
Let the Sassy-fication commence!
Programmes and workshops
Hosted by me – workshop facilitator and ink-splashed SASSYologist – I create and deliver badass, bravado boostin’ workshops, seminars and programmes for gutsy girls.
The 2013 diary is filled-to-the-brim with allsorts o’ fabulous SASSYology events happening throughout the year. Subscribe to the blog and newsletter, pronto – that way you’ll be the first to know where and when the juicy good stuff will be happening!
For more details on any of the sessions, or to book me for a seminar or a workshop or to speak at an event about sassyness, books, writing, my ability to accessorise, please email me: email@example.com